Well... one of them anyway. Visits to the Great Slash Dragon. Because they are always as follows.

(BTW I'M NOT WORRIED. THE FUCKING THING WON'T LET ME CHANGE TO AN EMOTICON OF UNSURPASSABLE JOY IS ALL)

EVERY SINGLE VISIT:

Merlin: Dragon!! Dragon, omg, omg, omg, I need your help!! Camelot is-
Dragon: YOU AND ARTHUR.
Merlin: … NO! CAMELOT IS IN DA-
Dragon: ARTHUR IS YOUR DESTINY.
Merlin: WTF NO, PLEASE LISTEN TO ME, CAMELOT IS IN DANGER AND I-
Dragon: ARTHUR. AND YOU. TOGETHER. FOREVER.
Merlin: SHUT THE FUCK UP, DRAGON, I’M TRYING TO GET SOME HELP! CAMELOT IS IN DANG-
Dragon: YOU ARE BUT ONE SIDE OF A COIN. ARTHUR IS THE OTHER. HE IS YOUR DESTINY AND YOU ARE HIS.
Merlin: OMFG FINE. I’LL GO DEFEND CAMELOT BY MYSELF, SHALL I?! AT THE RISK OF EXPOSING MY POWERS AND GETTING MYSELF KILLED, ALL BECAUSE-
Dragon: YOU WILL NEED ARTHUR. ONLY WITH YOU BY HIS SIDE CAN YOU OVERCOME ALL EVIL. TOGETHER. LALALALALA.
Merlin: FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU RIGHT IN YOUR FAT SCALEY ASS YOU FUCKING CRACK WHORE OF A DRAGON. *leaves*
Dragon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *flies off*

AND THEN THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME:

Gaius: Hey, Dragon, thought I’d just pop down for a visit.
Dragon: YO GAIUS.
Gaius: …………
Dragon: ARTHUR IS MERLIN’S DESTINY. ARE YOU AWARE OF THIS?
Gaius: Yeah, I was ac-
Dragon: WELL NOW YOU KNOW. THEY ARE A COIN.
Gaius: ……What?
Dragon: I SAID. THEY ARE. A COIN.
Gaius: Dragon, what have you been smoking?
Dragon: I AM THE LAST GREAT DRAGON. AND GUESS WHAT. ARTHUR AND MERLIN ARE DESTINED FOR EACH OTHER AND THEY WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER YAAAAAAAY. 8D
Gaius: Has Merlin been down here? He’s been-
Dragon: YES AND I HAVE BEEN GIVING HIM WORDS OF AMAZING DRACONIAN WISDOM. YES. HE IS DESTINED TO BE BY ARTHUR’S SIDE, PROTECTING HIM UNTIL DEATH. Y HALLO THAR.
Gaius: Well, it’s been awesome, but I’ve got stuff on, so I’ll-
Dragon: WAIT.
Gaius: What. What do you want.
Dragon: LALALALLALALALALALALALLALALA. I FORSEE SOME BAD SHIT.
Gaius: What the hell, could you be a bit more specific?
Dragon: YOUR FACE IS SPECIFIC. I AM NOT. I AM NOT BOUND BY THE LAWS OF SENSE AND LOGICAL CONVERSATION. BTW GAIUS. GUESS WHAT. MERLIN. HE IS DESTINED FOR ARTHUR.
Gaius: Yeah, you said that already, thanks.
Dragon: I SAY IT AGAIN. THEY ARE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER. THE KING AND HIS WIZARDING WARLOCK. BUT THIS BAD SHIT, GAIUS. IT WILL ALSO INVOLVE UTHER BEING A FUCKFACE AND THROWING SOMEONE IN THAT LITTLE CELL DOWN THAR BELOW THE CAMELOT.
Gaius: That happens every week, Dragon, what are you, new?
Dragon: *flies off* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Gaius: I’m not ever coming down here ever again.

Lmao. THIS SUNDAY NIGHT, FOLKS. GET YO ASSES READY FOR SUMMA THAT GAY.

Btw. I lost my job. 8D

xox emi